Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it the idea behind wearing a funny T-shirt that you make people laugh? So why then did this girl with the very fine pair of ladybumps who I passed on the street the other day give me a very dirty look when I read what was on her shirt and laughed? Because in big bold lettering right across them twin peaks it said: DON'T FORGET TO BLINK!
I don't know. People are weird.
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People are also stupid. What else can explain why folks who cannot swim will step onto a tour-boat in a lake in Kerala when those boats have been known to sink more than they stay afloat. And then as if none of them had ever studied physics in school they all crowd onto one side of the damn thing capsizing it, apparently to get a glimpse (and some fotos I assume) of a bunch of elephants!
But when I told this to one of the guys at work he shot back at me saying: Why do people who can't fly step onto an airplane?
Hmmm. I suspect he can't swim.
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People are also bludy crazy! Paying Amitabh Bachchan one hundred and twenty six crores to host Bigg Boss 3. I saw the opening episode yesterday and I only hope the folks at Colors have done their homework. Because unless Sherlyn, Shamita and the German chick get into a hot lesbian threesome I don't see how that crap is going to make any money.
As for Rakhi Sawant's mom, oh my sweet God -- they say every woman ends up looking like her mother at some point of time, but if that is what Rakhi is going to look like 20 years from now (or even less), Elesh my man - you better run while you can!
Does anybody have a foto of Priyanka's mother?
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Thanks for all the emails, comments and the FB messages you sent me on the 30th. A special thanks to a certain someone who raised me many a toast and also went so far as to almost invent a new cocktail from a perfectly fine shot of 18-year-old single malt only because 'it had to be perfect'. Thanks G.
It was the birdie of the Bun on the 3rd and this song's for her. One of the biggest hits of 1969 - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary.
I don't know. People are weird.
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People are also stupid. What else can explain why folks who cannot swim will step onto a tour-boat in a lake in Kerala when those boats have been known to sink more than they stay afloat. And then as if none of them had ever studied physics in school they all crowd onto one side of the damn thing capsizing it, apparently to get a glimpse (and some fotos I assume) of a bunch of elephants!
But when I told this to one of the guys at work he shot back at me saying: Why do people who can't fly step onto an airplane?
Hmmm. I suspect he can't swim.
***
People are also bludy crazy! Paying Amitabh Bachchan one hundred and twenty six crores to host Bigg Boss 3. I saw the opening episode yesterday and I only hope the folks at Colors have done their homework. Because unless Sherlyn, Shamita and the German chick get into a hot lesbian threesome I don't see how that crap is going to make any money.
As for Rakhi Sawant's mom, oh my sweet God -- they say every woman ends up looking like her mother at some point of time, but if that is what Rakhi is going to look like 20 years from now (or even less), Elesh my man - you better run while you can!
Does anybody have a foto of Priyanka's mother?
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Thanks for all the emails, comments and the FB messages you sent me on the 30th. A special thanks to a certain someone who raised me many a toast and also went so far as to almost invent a new cocktail from a perfectly fine shot of 18-year-old single malt only because 'it had to be perfect'. Thanks G.
It was the birdie of the Bun on the 3rd and this song's for her. One of the biggest hits of 1969 - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Proud Mary.
12 comments:
Probably she gave you the dirty coz you did forget to blink. preferably like this ;)
I gotta get that written over all my tees :-))
Rakhi and Elli boy have gone splitsvilla already. What did I tell you about him?
Btw not all women end up looking like their mothers which, in my case, is a bloody tragedy.
One hundred and bloody twenty-six crores? AB has to have some spare change left from that. And he has to have some beggars to give it to.
Bring on the tattered clothes and shoe polish, I'm off to Jalsa. Or is it Prateeksha?
Wild guess here, but maybe you got the look because you, ummm, forgot to blink?
Happy thirtieth man. Thanks for all the Swiss tips.
The first things which tee shirt inscriptions make you do is to look and read them. Hope that isn't contrued as ogling
maybe she meant "close your eyes"?
Here you go - http://bp1.blogger.com/_WiNunHKha4o/Rc2h4dMR3KI/AAAAAAAAABo/FgkbM-oWWhs/s1600-h/Parents.jpg
Its the least I could do! muahahaha! :D
Haha!! I'm sure Bipasha's mom looks worse. I hope now at least you'll have the hots for better women. I can't stand PC and BB. The first one looks like she never bathes and the second looks like she doesn't brush her teeth!
hilarious...about people who can't fly :D
elesh, i suspect, is already running. very fast.
ahahaha !!!
Totally Blues.. while I was surfing big boss.. I saw Raju making fun of Rakhi's mother and I had to watch the fun.. it was fun..
Raju is too good.. He called her hidimba.. when she was taking bath in the men's bathroom.. LOLOLOOL
belated birthday wishes Blues. hope you had fun wherever you were.
Pompy
Sulking furiously. Bun gets a birdie song from you EVERY year and I get none!
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