Why was Vijay Mallya looking like he'd bet his entire liquor empire and Katrina Kaif to go with it?
But well done Adam Gilchrist and the Deccan Chargers.
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OK - So maybe I was a little off the mark in that previous post about you wimmen. Or maybe I'm just been mixing with the wrong kind as Karuna says, but then you can't choose the dumb-asses you work with, can you?
Which is something the kid and I talk about all the time - there is not one dame in the office you can have a decent conversation with. Somebody is surely screwing up somewhere.
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Agent Green Glass. Anyone heard of her? I won't start with the adjectives, I'll just say this - I've waited a long time to read a blog like this! Stumbled upon it yesterday afternoon while on a visit to Clem at Bandra Buggers and it ended up ruining my siesta. But it was worth every wink of sleep lost. She says she likes the Blues, well I'll tell you what babe - I love you!! Rock on.
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Talking of Bandra buggers, our man Al totally cracked me up yesterday (we normally talk on Sundays). Says to me- Dude you know what's this Tweeter shit?
I think you mean Twitter, I said.
Haan that only.
It's something like instant messaging. I'm not sure how it works exactly but I hear it's quite popular. Why, what happened?
No I was just wondering. Because when Pudding said she wants me to check her tweets I thought she was referring to some part of her body!
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Big delegation of goras visiting the office today. I hate having to kowtow to the buggers. Actually I don't, everyone else does. Just coz someone's skin is a few shades lighter doesn't mean you have to drop everything and hanker after them. That's something we Indians just can't seem to shake off.
And all that wining and dining in 5 star hotels is another pain. They want to eat kebab ... and there they'll believe anything you tell them. Oh this is not spicy, you'll love it. Okay, I try it then. Ha! Just think - we could send them to hell if we wanted to. One plate of guaranteed-to-make-you-shit kebab will do the job quite nicely.
But well done Adam Gilchrist and the Deccan Chargers.
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OK - So maybe I was a little off the mark in that previous post about you wimmen. Or maybe I'm just been mixing with the wrong kind as Karuna says, but then you can't choose the dumb-asses you work with, can you?
Which is something the kid and I talk about all the time - there is not one dame in the office you can have a decent conversation with. Somebody is surely screwing up somewhere.
***
Agent Green Glass. Anyone heard of her? I won't start with the adjectives, I'll just say this - I've waited a long time to read a blog like this! Stumbled upon it yesterday afternoon while on a visit to Clem at Bandra Buggers and it ended up ruining my siesta. But it was worth every wink of sleep lost. She says she likes the Blues, well I'll tell you what babe - I love you!! Rock on.
***
Talking of Bandra buggers, our man Al totally cracked me up yesterday (we normally talk on Sundays). Says to me- Dude you know what's this Tweeter shit?
I think you mean Twitter, I said.
Haan that only.
It's something like instant messaging. I'm not sure how it works exactly but I hear it's quite popular. Why, what happened?
No I was just wondering. Because when Pudding said she wants me to check her tweets I thought she was referring to some part of her body!
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Big delegation of goras visiting the office today. I hate having to kowtow to the buggers. Actually I don't, everyone else does. Just coz someone's skin is a few shades lighter doesn't mean you have to drop everything and hanker after them. That's something we Indians just can't seem to shake off.
And all that wining and dining in 5 star hotels is another pain. They want to eat kebab ... and there they'll believe anything you tell them. Oh this is not spicy, you'll love it. Okay, I try it then. Ha! Just think - we could send them to hell if we wanted to. One plate of guaranteed-to-make-you-shit kebab will do the job quite nicely.
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Thanks for that comment on my blog. And no, we don't know each other - I came across your blog quite by accident, but have been a regular reader ever since. I love the way you write - in fact, quite a few folks from my workplace follow your blog (you should thank me for all the word-of-mouth promotion I do for your blog!) and everytime there's hysterical laughter, and incessant giggling in the office, we know someone's been reading your blog, or the goose-egg blog. Both have that effect!
Btw, must warn you - I know atleast two 'wimmen' who are total fans and are determined to track you down. Both stay around Bandra and are 'pav' themselves, so they think its just a matter of time! :)
But you've been warned!
@ Mallya, did you see his eyes? Not bet, he looked like he had consumed his entire liquor empire.
saltwaterblues! thank you, gush gush. listen, your blog is fabulous. i read most of it in one go...and laughed my head off. and this morn i see that you've written such nice things about me. i'm honoured... you just made my day! whee hee!
Whoa did he look grim.. Like he wants to go get drunk and only then will he be at peace :P
Tweeter? Haha!
LOL @ 'Tweeter'.
Dont get me started on the firangs. Especially the ones who come for the first time (and we get them quite often). They're all out to try indian food, but they never have the stomach for it to last a day.
carly simon - now i have got coming around again on my brains.
also, one gora, after eating some spicy stuff came up with this killer quote " no wonder you indians use water... paper would BURN!"
Now why are you restricting your target set to dames from office??? :)
Seek and thou shall find.. perhaps outside of work .. hehe
Ooh Carly Simon's 'You're so vain ' again! Thanks, you just made my day!
the tweets bit was hilarious!
Kowtowing the goras is better than kowtowing the Japs..or any Asian for that matter..Tweety was funny..:))
hi, are you a 'Bandra Bugger' by birth? I moved in ten years back and am addicted to bandra.
Gora visitors and kebab lunches seem to go together
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