Why is everyone so flummoxed over what happened at Abbottabad? Why are there so many theories going around in the media? Or are Rajdeep Boredesai and his pal Borenob Goswami trying to stretch the story as much as possible because the elections in Bengal ain't doing anything to excite the ratings?
It's not that hard to imagine why many people might call this America's latest Operation BS -- 'bama in 'sama out. Simple as that. Everyone knows 'bama hasn't delivered on half the crap he promised in '08, and with '12 round the corner, something had to happen. Or, as the great Russell Peters would have put it, "somebody gonna get-a-hurt real bad!" Gadaffi would have been ideal at this point in time, but that would have meant stepping into a whole pile of political dogshit and possibly a few more graves at Arlington, so what the hell - why not take out ol' 'sama? They had him sitting tight as a guest of the Pakistanis anyway, with the bastards probably billing them for it, the ungrateful swine, so all in all a win-win! Oh but they had to make it look real; the American people ain't that stupid. So in go in a bunch of Navy Seals (might even have been the Navy Eels, who knows?) and out goes Osama ... into the depths of the ocean! With proper Islamic rites of course. Yes, we have no reason to doubt that the US Navy is not actually aware of the Islamic rites that go with the act of throwing a bullet-ridden corpse into the sea.
Can they really do this, some of you might be asking? To which I reckon the President would reply, "Yes We Can!"
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Theories aside, it's hard to believe anything anybody says these days. Two days later we're being told by the press that 'details are still emerging'. Which is their way of saying, 'we don't know shit!' So now he could have been killed by his own guards, or maybe even his sons greedy for power, or maybe - just maybe - a US helicopter flying over the area developed a technical snag and crash-landed into a compound just as the infamous master of the household was getting ready to retire for the night. What an astonishing stroke of luck that would have been! "Wow Barrie, you sonofabitch!" I can almost hear George W. Bush Jr. go.
It's not that hard to imagine why many people might call this America's latest Operation BS -- 'bama in 'sama out. Simple as that. Everyone knows 'bama hasn't delivered on half the crap he promised in '08, and with '12 round the corner, something had to happen. Or, as the great Russell Peters would have put it, "somebody gonna get-a-hurt real bad!" Gadaffi would have been ideal at this point in time, but that would have meant stepping into a whole pile of political dogshit and possibly a few more graves at Arlington, so what the hell - why not take out ol' 'sama? They had him sitting tight as a guest of the Pakistanis anyway, with the bastards probably billing them for it, the ungrateful swine, so all in all a win-win! Oh but they had to make it look real; the American people ain't that stupid. So in go in a bunch of Navy Seals (might even have been the Navy Eels, who knows?) and out goes Osama ... into the depths of the ocean! With proper Islamic rites of course. Yes, we have no reason to doubt that the US Navy is not actually aware of the Islamic rites that go with the act of throwing a bullet-ridden corpse into the sea.
Can they really do this, some of you might be asking? To which I reckon the President would reply, "Yes We Can!"
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Theories aside, it's hard to believe anything anybody says these days. Two days later we're being told by the press that 'details are still emerging'. Which is their way of saying, 'we don't know shit!' So now he could have been killed by his own guards, or maybe even his sons greedy for power, or maybe - just maybe - a US helicopter flying over the area developed a technical snag and crash-landed into a compound just as the infamous master of the household was getting ready to retire for the night. What an astonishing stroke of luck that would have been! "Wow Barrie, you sonofabitch!" I can almost hear George W. Bush Jr. go.
7 comments:
Hehe! One of your funnier ones!
BS -- 'bama in 'sama out. :-) this was good.
:D
All true! But people need something to talk abt na!
And Obama needs to find a way to get re-elected. and frankly, I'd say rather him than that stoooopid Trump with his inane BS.
hahaha.. true.. true.. hear.. hear..
ah bliss! comin' here after ages...it feels damn good..you're just the same saltwater..hehehe..good going.
i demand another post! write about the rains if you must. its been so long!
Hey SwB, you should write more. Why's the frequency of posting so low huh? No time to blog, is it? Then you'd better find some time pronto. :) Good to hear from you.
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