April 5, 2010

Sania - Shoaib. Will they, won't they? Turns out our man was duped into doing a telephonic whateveritscalled marriage thing with the other woman - something he blames entirely on his youth and not "knowing better". See, there are two things that happen when one is young: either you are very stupid or very eager. The fact that he went through with it simply by looking at photographs of some buxom beauty, which as it turns out were not that of the woman he did the telephonic thing with, indicates more the latter than the former, I think.

But Inshallah they will, and Inhsallah she will still play tennis for India, and Inshallah (and this is a BIG Inshallah!) her fans will still get to see those aspects of her that have made her famous ;)

But why an Indian girl? What does an Indian girl have that her Pakistani counterpart is missing? Though with Sania we may be looking at an exception.

The guardians of all that is Indian* are of course not happy. Someone even suggested that the couple's first act of love be treated as an 'infiltration' and dealt with accordingly!

*Sometimes Indian, sometimes Marathi - they really must make up their minds.

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Easter Monday. A holiday in many parts of the world. No such luxury here.

From 1972, the Doobie Brothers - Listen to the music.

14 comments:

Sandhya Menon said...

You honestly believe Shoaib Malik's babe in the woods story? i wonder what that poor girl's family is going through. And the less said about pseudo marathi, pseudo Indians the better.

Tamanna said...

The Sena is a funny bunch, I am not even getting started on this one.

Actually I am not getting started on Shoaib Mallik either. Nor on Sania. Not on the first wife too. I have spoken so much about them the last who week, I have lost the energy to talk! Why is this world so, so full of idiots?

And who cares who/what was/is getting married to whom/ what? I think I am going right back to the jungle!!

mentalie said...

on the other hand, such a fascinating tale of love, betrayal and deceit. who needs pulp fiction anymore.

Eveline said...

Sensationalism is running rampant. However, I'm glad they are taping what they can, for numerous reasons: history, our future....a good laugh.
**stepping off soapbox**

Perakath said...

Is Shoaib a jerk for rejecting Ayesha because she's fat?

Arunima said...

"*Sometimes Indian, sometimes Marathi - they really must make up their minds." this was the killer. lol!

Tamanna said...

Pliss to write!

Y? said...

haha seriously.sometimes Indian, sometimes Hindu, sometimes marathi, do they know themselves that all this is a joke

Sandhya Menon said...

Uncle, could you check your email please? And I demand a new post.

Tamanna said...

Please write!

Unknown said...

Come out of your hiatus... don't make me ask again.

Saish said...

Where have u dissapeared sir. Awaiting.

i-me-myself said...

Well..what happened??? Write.

AMIT said...

I still wonder how this two sania and shoaib married.

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