There was a stud called Shiney
who quite fancied his housemaids hiney
When the moment was right he grabbed her tight
and gave her more than just a fright
But somehow I feel there's more to it than has come to light. Though he's confessed (you'd be singing like a canary too if faced with the prospect of Sub Inspector Gandmare aka "The Can Opener" shoving his lathi, the one made of wood, up your arse) the pieces don't quite fit. Why would a guy force himself on some maid (and they're all big bludy crooks let me tell you) when there are plenty wimmen out there who wouldn't mind forcing themselves on him! It may take a while but I suspect the truth will come out, as his stalwart wife kept saying repeatedly on IBN last night.
***
We're sorry, but we're down on form, says MS Dhoni
all these matches one after another ain't funny
Please understand - we do it all for you, dear fan
and in a small part for the munny
Too much cricket, you say? That's what we thought as well Moolah Singh! Don't the players have any say at all? Otherwise just ask for a rest like Sachin wisely has. But don't go out there and play like shit and expect us to feel sorry for you. Because we don't.
***
Go not to the US of A
if healthy, a little less wealthy, and fine is how you wanna stay
For though that may be the land of milk and honey
if you catch the flu things won't be sunny
A travel advisory was issued this week by the Govt of India (which is a first I think) for countries severely affected by the swine flu, in particular the United States. What I'd be very interested to know is how many Indians actually cancel their travel plans to the US in light of this advisory. We are quite fearless like that.
And what about those Indians coming from the States on holiday and such? Why not urge them to stay put? They're the ones who started this in the first place.
***
Too many cooks who hadn't read their books
is what screwed things up on 26/11
But what use is knowing the facts
if nobody gets off their ass and acts
As far as we can tell it's case closed. We'll just have to see when the next terror attack comes, God forbid, if our people in power are better prepared. I seriously doubt it.
***
Bonnie Tyler. For those of you who like me were born in the 70's (or thereabouts), grew up in the 80's, and miss those rocking years - It's a heartache. Don't you just love that voice!
who quite fancied his housemaids hiney
When the moment was right he grabbed her tight
and gave her more than just a fright
But somehow I feel there's more to it than has come to light. Though he's confessed (you'd be singing like a canary too if faced with the prospect of Sub Inspector Gandmare aka "The Can Opener" shoving his lathi, the one made of wood, up your arse) the pieces don't quite fit. Why would a guy force himself on some maid (and they're all big bludy crooks let me tell you) when there are plenty wimmen out there who wouldn't mind forcing themselves on him! It may take a while but I suspect the truth will come out, as his stalwart wife kept saying repeatedly on IBN last night.
***
We're sorry, but we're down on form, says MS Dhoni
all these matches one after another ain't funny
Please understand - we do it all for you, dear fan
and in a small part for the munny
Too much cricket, you say? That's what we thought as well Moolah Singh! Don't the players have any say at all? Otherwise just ask for a rest like Sachin wisely has. But don't go out there and play like shit and expect us to feel sorry for you. Because we don't.
***
Go not to the US of A
if healthy, a little less wealthy, and fine is how you wanna stay
For though that may be the land of milk and honey
if you catch the flu things won't be sunny
A travel advisory was issued this week by the Govt of India (which is a first I think) for countries severely affected by the swine flu, in particular the United States. What I'd be very interested to know is how many Indians actually cancel their travel plans to the US in light of this advisory. We are quite fearless like that.
And what about those Indians coming from the States on holiday and such? Why not urge them to stay put? They're the ones who started this in the first place.
***
Too many cooks who hadn't read their books
is what screwed things up on 26/11
But what use is knowing the facts
if nobody gets off their ass and acts
As far as we can tell it's case closed. We'll just have to see when the next terror attack comes, God forbid, if our people in power are better prepared. I seriously doubt it.
***
Bonnie Tyler. For those of you who like me were born in the 70's (or thereabouts), grew up in the 80's, and miss those rocking years - It's a heartache. Don't you just love that voice!
10 comments:
Shiney said they had "consensual" sex. At least it is clear that he did it with her. Can you imagine his class though? No longer matters whether he forced himself on her or not though the former does look probable.
Dhoni - Dho dala.
26/11 - Bhenchod, sabko rape kar dena chahiye. Even now, the seas are open channels.
Ah..Bonnie is just great. I was listening to the song the day before. Reminded me of my Nashville days. Heard Kenny Roger's "Soldier of Love"?
I'm definitely not surprised by Shiney Ahuja being accused of fiddling (when, to make it very clear, there are tons of ppl ready to pounce on him, if they were given the chance). Looks like this is just another attempt to shake down celebrities for money or fame.
When has anything ever stopped us Indians. It's in our blood to make it through to the other side... You're right. We're quite 'fearless' about that. :P
Can i kiss you for playing a Bonnie Tyler track? :) I love that trademark grit she's got going.
Great weekend to ya, Swb. Muah!
I just wrote a long one and then blogger logged me out. Grr now I don't remember all that.
Hm so good you changed your mind about the invite only thing. lol. Shiney Ahuja incident will teach these btown to not have sex with their maids now. Coz they will be accused of rape later. He seems abit too obtuse to get into something like this on his own, something more to it I guess.
So right about Indians being fearless like that. Although god knows we have enough of those hyper ones who just watch news for a week after any bombing. Which I experienced after 26/11. But then Marine Lines had its usual morning joggers as well. So that's kickass.
No one is going to be prepared for terror attacks now, mostly due to the marker ingeniousness of the attacks in question.
Now you're going to tell me something about my longg comment hm
yo. i agree. something is fi fo fum. exactly what i'm thinking. so the dude has many opportunities, why does he rape the maid? maybe he did, maybe he didn't...but i don't believe the media. till they don't show him confessing, or publish the DNA report - fi fo fum!
and cricket. woah..there used to be a time when i followed the stuff, now its on all the bloody time. boring. the excuses are boring. the players are fucking money making cows. but i love dhoni. he's hot!
and thanks for it's a heartache. rocked my morning.
and what? is there a problem with long comments. dang. i didn't know that.
yes its almost like the poor little rich kid phrase when it comes to the cricketers. To be fair I don't think Dhoni said they were exhausted. I think he said they should be up to playing twenty overs. The W C was such a bore after the IPL. Must cut my Star Cricket subscription from Tata Sky
Ah, back in form again, are we? Enjoyed your limericky poems. However, don't agree with your 'there is something black in the lentil' take on Mr. Tarnished Ahuja. As an Eng Lit grad. I can tell you that lots of men (well, the English) fantacised about making out with their househelp. Richardson's Pamela or Clarissa (forget the name of that novel) comes to mind. It was one of the first I studied on nobility being turned on by servility.
Maybe the guy is just plain kinky?
some men will not miss any opportunity of an easy lay..even if that person is a househelp! I guess thats what probably happened .. I hope this is a lesson to promiscuous men! :)
what with this thing of you removing posts... i can't find that site that you mentioned was a 'good place to listen to music at work'. starts with a 'g' . i lost the bookmark but was sure i'd find it here. please pass it onto me someway.. your email address does'nt seem to work.
Thanks.
*massive rant completely unrelated to current post but upset about the posts going missing all the time*
Thanks so much Salty :)
i just love the way you write,
and hope you never ever delete this site,
and even if you do so plz keep mailing n stay in touch,
coz i love you and your blog very much.
:)
love!
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