Filmfare Awards 2007. Considering they have so many bludy categories, I say throw in a few more ... make everybody happy. And why ignore these other equally important contributors to Indian cinema.

Best actor/actress with no acting ability whatsoever -- Dino Morea/Celina Jaitley

Best chest -- Salman Khan

Best bazooms -- jointly between Ayesha Takia and Bipasha Basu

Best nakli baal -- Salman Khan again (is he the man or what!)

Best beard -- Abhishek Bachchan (Daddyshek will be so proud he'll buy the boy another Bentley)

Best butt -- Mallika Sherawat

Best slut -- Rakhi Sawant

Best creep -- Rhithik Roshan

The above will of course be in addition to things like Best smooch, wet scene, bedroom scene, running around the trees/leaping off buildings scene.

And why leave out those behind the scenes? ... I say give one out for Best spot-boy, body-waxer, maalish walla, caterer, chai walla and coach driver. Hell, without these guys none of them fine films would ever get made!

Btw, how many of you think calling it the Fair One Filmfare awards is downright bludy racist? Ironic though that the award statuette itself is black. Oh hang on ... that way they keep the dark ones happy!

Until next time... who knows best? :)