It's an outrage I tell you!. First this ... and now this. We shall not take this lying down. No, we shall stand up and make a noise. And when a billion Indians make a noise, you can bet your ass we will be heard!
Can you imagine - making poor Shilpa Shetty cry. Damned Limeys ... ruled us for 200 bludy years, took away all our jewels and deflowered God knows how many innocent maidens, and now they have the gall to pass racist remarks against our Shilpa (so what if the money they're paying her is more than she's earned in all her films put together). No Sirree! ... this will not be tolerated. We demand some RESPECT! ... after all it is we who've given them the Kama Sutra and Paneer Tikka Masala and millions of qualified software engineers!
What's that? ... Poverty, illiteracy, female-infanticide, crimes against women, illicit organ trade? ... we'll deal with that later. It is our pride that's at stake here, dammit!
And now the Oscars. If Rang De Basanti was made by an American it would win every award there is. But because it's made by a guy who's dark-skinned and refuses to shave his beard, it gets kicked out. Ha! I say every Guju in New Jersey and every Sardar in Simi valley and every South Indian in New York, LA and Chicago must stop watching Hollywood movies. We'll see what happens to their Scorcese's and Spielberg's then!
Seriously, what do those bludy Americans think of themselves ... if it wasn't for us Indians their industries would collapse, their space-shuttles would never lift off, and they would have no baseballs to play with. Our men and women are dedicated and hard working ... that's why they have the time to go around doing things like this.
And why is Deepa Mehta's film Water Canada's official entry? Those Canadians are another bunch of morons .... can't make your own damn films, eh? I say confiscate Deepa Mehta's passport and make sure she never gets to take a holy dip in sacred waters of the Ganges again. She should be tried for high treason, wretched traitor!
That's it. I am too upset to say anything more right now. But just you wait ... we'll show them who the real - Big Brother - is!
Can you imagine - making poor Shilpa Shetty cry. Damned Limeys ... ruled us for 200 bludy years, took away all our jewels and deflowered God knows how many innocent maidens, and now they have the gall to pass racist remarks against our Shilpa (so what if the money they're paying her is more than she's earned in all her films put together). No Sirree! ... this will not be tolerated. We demand some RESPECT! ... after all it is we who've given them the Kama Sutra and Paneer Tikka Masala and millions of qualified software engineers!
What's that? ... Poverty, illiteracy, female-infanticide, crimes against women, illicit organ trade? ... we'll deal with that later. It is our pride that's at stake here, dammit!
And now the Oscars. If Rang De Basanti was made by an American it would win every award there is. But because it's made by a guy who's dark-skinned and refuses to shave his beard, it gets kicked out. Ha! I say every Guju in New Jersey and every Sardar in Simi valley and every South Indian in New York, LA and Chicago must stop watching Hollywood movies. We'll see what happens to their Scorcese's and Spielberg's then!
Seriously, what do those bludy Americans think of themselves ... if it wasn't for us Indians their industries would collapse, their space-shuttles would never lift off, and they would have no baseballs to play with. Our men and women are dedicated and hard working ... that's why they have the time to go around doing things like this.
And why is Deepa Mehta's film Water Canada's official entry? Those Canadians are another bunch of morons .... can't make your own damn films, eh? I say confiscate Deepa Mehta's passport and make sure she never gets to take a holy dip in sacred waters of the Ganges again. She should be tried for high treason, wretched traitor!
That's it. I am too upset to say anything more right now. But just you wait ... we'll show them who the real - Big Brother - is!
11 comments:
I really liked this post. :)
Sad isnt it - the priorities of the media?
haha! LOVED this rant!
Breathe, SwB, breeeathe!
whoa, calm self. its helping their trps and having the exact effect that they'd have hoped for.
Hell yeah, bring on the effigies and start burning them! I say we start one of those 'online-petitions' and make the government declare tax-cuts for 'effigy-making'. Also, there should be a national holiday celebrating our traditional and cultural practice of 'effigy-burning'.
And you've seen nothing of the Indian outrage yet. Wait until all the 'holy-people' get back from their 'crap-depositing' mission in the Ganges.
Seriously, WTF was Stupid Shetty even thinking? Is she just trying to give a practical demonstration of "Aa Bail, Mujhe Maar"?
And RDB lost out to Water because the 'God of Numerology' had cursed it. If only the director could squeeze in a 'q' or a 'z' into the title...
Life will be a lot simpler and so much pleasanter if you STOP cribbing about everything under the sun. Let Shilpa go to hell and Deepa rot there too. Cribbing won't help you or me or India. Nor will the English/Americans give a fu**.
Enjoy...
What's that? ... Poverty, illiteracy, female-infanticide, crimes against women, illicit organ trade? ... we'll deal with that later. It is our pride that's at stake here, dammit!
Heh. Loved this.
Well said !
LOL
axeeelent post swb.. simply AXEeeelent ..
your concern is heart warming! ha ha!
Jesus!! why the hell should anyone care in the first goddamn place what they say?? Why give them that kind of ego heave by panting for their bloody recognition?? Cant we Indians just repect ourselves rather than hanker after leftovers thrown by people who're NOT superior to us???
Instead of moaning about lost Oscars.. sleezy Big Brothers we should work at making the PROPORTION and not the NUMBERS of developed Indians upto mark.
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