I reckon it might be wise for Greg Chappell to take a little vacation after this current tour of South Africa .... I bet some crazed cricket fan(atic)s back home have already got their version of a fatwa out on him.
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Papers are full of stories on the Bachchans visit to Varanasi. And the little matter of Ash accompanying them. Rumours abound ... CNN IBN is quoting some astrologer as saying that 'the family had gone there to offer prayers at the temples to overcome a problem relating to the horoscope of Aishwarya'
Now let me get this right? From what I know, if your horoscopes don't match, they don't match - end of story. Or is that by offering prayers (and a sizeable donation perhaps) at a particular temple you can somehow get the planets to present a more favourable version?
And why on earth is Babyshek so miffed over his lady-love's little chummi in Dhoom2? To think she was being considered for a Bond movie .... He'd have had bludy 007 killed if that had happened!
Anyway, from now on our hero Rhithik better think twice before kissing someone's ash!
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Shahrukh hosting KBC 3 will be a good change, what say? ... His first guest should be Karan.
Ohhh babe, this seat is sooooo hot ... chalo kuch kartein na!
Abbe not now ... wait till we get in the car
Bitch you always make me wait :(
Ab pehla sawaal, one thousand rupees ke liye -- What colour undies does Shahrukh wear in Don -- (a) Blue (b) Green (c) White; or (d) Rainbow?
(d) Rainbow!
Sahi jawaaj, aap ek hazaar jeet gaye. But how did you know??
I have them here in my pocket! :)
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Papers are full of stories on the Bachchans visit to Varanasi. And the little matter of Ash accompanying them. Rumours abound ... CNN IBN is quoting some astrologer as saying that 'the family had gone there to offer prayers at the temples to overcome a problem relating to the horoscope of Aishwarya'
Now let me get this right? From what I know, if your horoscopes don't match, they don't match - end of story. Or is that by offering prayers (and a sizeable donation perhaps) at a particular temple you can somehow get the planets to present a more favourable version?
And why on earth is Babyshek so miffed over his lady-love's little chummi in Dhoom2? To think she was being considered for a Bond movie .... He'd have had bludy 007 killed if that had happened!
Anyway, from now on our hero Rhithik better think twice before kissing someone's ash!
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Shahrukh hosting KBC 3 will be a good change, what say? ... His first guest should be Karan.
Ohhh babe, this seat is sooooo hot ... chalo kuch kartein na!
Abbe not now ... wait till we get in the car
Bitch you always make me wait :(
Ab pehla sawaal, one thousand rupees ke liye -- What colour undies does Shahrukh wear in Don -- (a) Blue (b) Green (c) White; or (d) Rainbow?
(d) Rainbow!
Sahi jawaaj, aap ek hazaar jeet gaye. But how did you know??
I have them here in my pocket! :)
18 comments:
of course horoscopes can be changed now.. it was only a matter of time anyway ;)...
and hey, doesnt pepsi have an only blue arrangement with K K K King Khan?
LOL....hahahha..KJo as SRk'S first guest hahaha..i belive KJO said that gauri and he were shahrukh's two wives...gosh...what a twisted world we live in :)
We live in a corrupted world. Don't you know, that gods and planets can be bribed?
lol @ KBC and SRK!
they'll have to make KBC3 15andabove then!
Absolutely love ur sense of humor..ur wicked streak surely comes out in SRK series..BTW u surely can publish one at lulu..every thought..Sure there will be many takers
Heya... just came in here to see how you were doin - hope all's going well!!
And btw, the SRK - KJ thingie cracked me up!
Perhaps in a couple of days, the Bachchans will also try marrying off Ash to a tree so that it bears the brunt of Ash's messed-up stars. Come to think of it, everyone starting from Ranjeev Mulchandani to Vivek Oberoi has already suffered as much damage as Ash's stars could offer.
Any ideas on starting a KBC spoof?? Man, it's gonna be a hit!!! Else even better, honor KBC 3 with one of your very own hilarious manuscripts!!!
i'm trying to figure out who it is that you like more, the kj man or the sr man...keep them happy ones coming, the exams are killing me here.
oh damn, i'm so tired i misspelled my blog name...so apparently now i write icecream-is-sold.blogspot.com, which is even more profound than the original one about it being cold.
First 'Dwitiya',and
now 'Tritiya'
Fourth edition is now anybody's guess ;-)
hey blues bud..
hope all is well with u.
hey thanks a million for that EDGE link.
Infact recently reading in library here, time cover issue - 'GOD vs SCIENCE'. Read it online. u'll like that article.
BTW, these music streaming links on ur blog r cool man. any feed for 'buddies page'. remember that page? - ZEN
rainbow color undies. hahaha
how are u bluesy...
"kissing someone's ass" .. I like that phonetically placed phrase :).. or was that just a fluke :p
isn't there any way to contact SRK and HIS KJ? want them to read this post of yours, so badly:-))
Thank God I never got into the habit of watching KBC. I like SRK most of the time and it's no fun watching him make an ass out of himself.
buddy..read this. u'll like it.
http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1555132,00.html
-zen
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