Somebody please stop this rain! Sweet Jesus! Nearly 36 hours non-stop. One look at the state of the roads and you'd think you're in bludy Beirut after an Israeli air-strike!
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Got completely drenched on my way home from work ... and it's all Ally's fault. We ran into each other at the traffic intersection and he insisted I join him for chai, following which it started to rain real heavy. And as usual his pea-brain was working overtime.
Dude I think I've discovered the ultimate way to satisfy a woman!
Oh please! I'm not interested.
Arre sunn toh sahi ... it's not what you think.
Okay what is it?
Take her shopping and surprise her with lots of money! .... You should have seen it dude - I took Pudding to bleddy Globus and told her to spend 5 grand - on me ... birthday present! I'm telling you, she was jumping for joy - such excitement I haven't seen on her face even when we're having sex!
You two have sex? What about her global-warming induced perennial PMS?
That was all bleddy bahana ... dame just wanted to increase her price!
I see. But it looks to me like she succeeded - 5 grand is a lot!
Haan yaar, bleddy hell ... it's a lot. But then everything comes at a cost, no? ... I'm seeing it as an investment.
Yeah, well - the sex better be damn good.
Actually we don't really have sex ... we just touch here and there! She's warned me first only - No Penetration!
LOL ... I can see why she'd want to postpone having your kids for as long as possible.
It's not that yaar ... She won't even let me wear a bleddy topi!
Topi?
Condom, dude! She says if someone saw me at the chemist shop, whole of Bandra will know we're doing it!
Tell her to buy it then! Lots of women do it ... they're a bold lot, these girls of today!
Same thing yaar ... and how she'll know which flavour I like?
Flavour? LOL ... you're such a moron. Mark my words -- one of these days you're gonna end up getting the boot!
Ha! Look who's talking -- your dame kicked you and got married to a bleddy cook in Canada!
He's not a cook - he's a chef! And you don't have to remind me; I've learnt my lesson ... and it's just a matter of time before you learn yours.
Chalo theek hai, sooner or later we all have to bite the dust. And that way I'm luckier than you...
How so?
... at least I've seen the bust before the dust!
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Got completely drenched on my way home from work ... and it's all Ally's fault. We ran into each other at the traffic intersection and he insisted I join him for chai, following which it started to rain real heavy. And as usual his pea-brain was working overtime.
Dude I think I've discovered the ultimate way to satisfy a woman!
Oh please! I'm not interested.
Arre sunn toh sahi ... it's not what you think.
Okay what is it?
Take her shopping and surprise her with lots of money! .... You should have seen it dude - I took Pudding to bleddy Globus and told her to spend 5 grand - on me ... birthday present! I'm telling you, she was jumping for joy - such excitement I haven't seen on her face even when we're having sex!
You two have sex? What about her global-warming induced perennial PMS?
That was all bleddy bahana ... dame just wanted to increase her price!
I see. But it looks to me like she succeeded - 5 grand is a lot!
Haan yaar, bleddy hell ... it's a lot. But then everything comes at a cost, no? ... I'm seeing it as an investment.
Yeah, well - the sex better be damn good.
Actually we don't really have sex ... we just touch here and there! She's warned me first only - No Penetration!
LOL ... I can see why she'd want to postpone having your kids for as long as possible.
It's not that yaar ... She won't even let me wear a bleddy topi!
Topi?
Condom, dude! She says if someone saw me at the chemist shop, whole of Bandra will know we're doing it!
Tell her to buy it then! Lots of women do it ... they're a bold lot, these girls of today!
Same thing yaar ... and how she'll know which flavour I like?
Flavour? LOL ... you're such a moron. Mark my words -- one of these days you're gonna end up getting the boot!
Ha! Look who's talking -- your dame kicked you and got married to a bleddy cook in Canada!
He's not a cook - he's a chef! And you don't have to remind me; I've learnt my lesson ... and it's just a matter of time before you learn yours.
Chalo theek hai, sooner or later we all have to bite the dust. And that way I'm luckier than you...
How so?
... at least I've seen the bust before the dust!
26 comments:
lol... I bet if Ally ever writes a book it'd be a bestseller.
LOL.
By the way I didn't know you worked!
you were dumped for a cook(chef, i know) lol.... but still, ur better off than me..
You're cribbing about the rain? You have got to experience the hell it is to entertain a restless and hyperactive toddler without stepping out of the house fot 3 days...
Hilarious!!! bust before dust??? hahhaa...yea his book certainly would be a best seller!!!
suddenly, the name 'topiwallah reshammiyya' acquires so much meaning.
ha ha! so that's what guys talk about!
LOL at essar's comment.
SWB is famous :D
Congrats.
"... how she'll know which flavour I like"
:) I can see it clearly - Ally running from one medical store to another desperately asking "Mera wala flavor hain kya?".
LOL...Ally as always has the last word...wot does one say after that!!! :)
great post!
If only Ally had the patience to blog... :)
LOL :) hilarious..this is like the male version of 'Sex & the City'. LOL at Essar's comment also!
just a thought...does pudding know that ally beta discusses this stuff with you / his friends. I'm sure she'd KILL him for it ...hahahaha!
how paradoxical the phrase 'topi pehnaana' would be to ally :)
All of Bandra WOULD have found out they're doing it, now the whole bleddy world knows they aren't
heh
Pudding must be one character to talk to
Hey tagged you......
Do join in, if you havent already taken it up:-)
this non-stop rain, once it's gone, you miss it.
but then again, that's only after it's gone.
HAHAHAAA "Bust before dust" You should have told him Still you couldn't go in before it started burnin
no WONDER boys are so interesting!!.. i wish there was a degree !!!i remmeber hanging out with my guy friends ..never laughed so hard in my entire life!! the humor is totally different than with girls!! lol.
Funny.
Topi Specially. Flavor like Toffee.
Damn Ally. Lol
Lol! Boring Thursday afternoon at work. Just when I was thinking about how to sneak out to the Starbucks close by, I stumbled upon this. It made my day! Lol!
Hehehe! This is hilarious! Poor pudding... am sure she doesn't even realise half of blogworld is talking about her.
Ally baba(w/o chalis chor) is seriously starving! That pudding better be delicious. Dust can't be worth 5g.Or is it?:P
hahah.. bust before dust.. haha! :)
lolz.. topiwalla reshammmiya!
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